Taking off the Training Wheels

I started this blog a few years ago when I was recovering from an injury -- an arm injury that ended my high-powered career as a massage therapist. At the time, I was developing a crush on my pain medication and speaking my words into a speech recognition software program so that I could still write. I managed to finish my undergrad degree thanks to the disability resources department at my school and the automated doors that opened themselves for me whenever I pushed the silver buttons bearing the handicapped signal -- a stick figure in a wheelchair. I often turned to this blog when I was frustrated. And let's face it. I was frustrated a lot. Those of you who have been reading this since the beginning might remember some of my greatest hits: I Want to Kill my Misogynist Sociopath Housemate, Out to Pasture Spa Whore, Why Did I Wait so Long to Consider the Sex Industry as my Next Employer?, and I Still Want to Kill my Misogynist Sociopath Housemate. I enjoyed the emails some of you wrote me. I enjoyed being linked to an amateur porn site under the heading Cute, Funny Women on the Internet (or something like that.) I also inadvertently became a pundit regarding the television show Hoarders. In short, Snippy Little Thing has had a good run. However, it's time to put this thing to bed. I've changed since 2006. I'm not so little anymore, for one thing. I take up more space -- physically and psychically. (Relax fat phobics; I'm still hot. I'm just not the twig I was back when I was vegan.) I'm snippier than ever. Just ask the people who frequent my reality. (No apologies for that. By the way.) Nevertheless, I'm not the same person I used to be. So, I need to create the space for what's new.

I'm kind of busy this weekend. I was given a poisoned cup of mead, and I'm preoccupied with transmuting what could kill me into something I can use. But I will be back. Probably with a new blog entitled kerryheadley@wherever.com or something. I'll keep you posted. Thanks for reading.

xoxo 

Kerry